Sunday, June 19, 2011

My book from elementary school XD

Alright I have a "treat" for you guys today XD I was going through an box of my things from when I was younger and found a journal from before 1st grade to 2nd grade in which I wrote several terrible books, and I am now going to share them with you XD First, I will type out how it was actually written and then how it should have been [spelling is reeeeeeally bad hahaha]
I apparently went back and "corrected" some of the words...but I corrected them with incorrect spellings most of the time XD

Oh yeah side notes from present day me are in bold

1 My Fuirst First Crushe Crush
 At my fuirst first day of school. We all got to lurne lurn eachathrs eachothers names. Ona One of the kids names was Jakeup. I aspshaley espshaley like liked him, I thinke think I riley really like him, and I thike think thet that he is the kutist cutest kide kid in the class. [[btw "Jakeup" (Jacob) was based off of Jake from the disney movie Get A Clue]]

2 the The subsetoot [[LMAO subsetoot XDDDDD]] subsetot
 The sekint second day of school we did not have are nomula normel teacher. Instted Insted it was a sub her name was Kat. I riley liked her. She had hare as bluak blakk as pich bluack her eza ware baby blue.

3 My Bestist Friend
 On the thurd day of school thare was a new kide in are class Her name was Katrina. [[this was my best friend from kindergarten to first grade]] Bufor Before class we ware tokeing abat school and playing. Katrina suggested that we go with Kat [[lol the substitute...? XD]] an Jakup to to the bran new wutre SLIDE. [[for some reason that was written in all caps bahaha]] We all wure going to the wutre slide. But then we saw that evrething was rekte an noktedown [[sorry for the spelling here ^-^'''''']] but then Katrina fande finde a clue it was a sawge note it said that if you evine go in the phool blanck. That was it thare was nuthing als on the note. It was a misdure mysdurey [[lemme tell you what the mystery is ;D]] the misdure mysdurey was who an whi someoun whood writ a stopid note like that.
[[I love how long this chapter was haha]]

4 The Big mistrey mysteri [[getting closer Abi XD]]
 Me an Katrina an Kat, an Jakup. Where going to meet at the wotre slad. [[lmao I was able to spell it before XD]] But then we saw that evrething everyting was still reked. Katrina funde fonde a nuther nother clae clue an and agane thais this is what it was. It was a glas glass of wharme warme whotre whater. [[lol what kind of clue is that? XD]] Then Jakup an I saw the parsin persin who was doing this. Then after we toked talked to him we sendide sendid him home. [[really that's it? XD great story right there]]

5 TIME OET OUT!!
 When we all got home we wher where all in a time oet out evin thew we wher where all loked Lalked [[I'm guessing I figured that's how locked was spelled due to the realization of how talk was spelled XD]] in are houses housis [[no...you were right the first time :O]] we stille still can call each uther other but then I had an a plan because [[how was I able to spell "because"?!?!]] I had my oune owne seeckrite seackrite door. [[wtf...? XD yeah 'cos that makes sense]]

6 The Door
 I was sneaking to my seeckrite seackrite door. But then I saw a skarea scarey goste gost. it was getting klosher closer and klosher closer. I was woking walking tardes tordes the lite. But when I trnd ternd a rawnd raownd he was gone. But when I opend the door he was, still there. But I got my brothers base ball bate I waped [[ummmmm...sounds like "raped"... ^-^''''''''''']] him with it. Poof he was gone.
The End.

see you next time. a sneek peek at the next book
The Skare Scarey Goste Gost!
 I was still standing there when. I tarned terned a rond roawnd I saw that there wher where more. gostes gosts!

THE SUPPOSED-TO-BE VERSION

1 My First Crush
On my first day of school we all got to learn eacch other's names. One of the kids' names was Jacob. I especially liked him, I think I really liked him and I think that he is the cutest kid in the class.

2 The Substitute
The second day of school we did not have our normal teacher. Instead we had a sub, her name was Kat. I really liked her. She had hair as black as pitch (or pitch black whichever), and her eyes were baby blue.

3 My Bestest Friend
On the third day of school there was a new kid in our class, her name was Katrina. Before class we were talking about school and playing (hanging out :P). Katrina suggested that we go with Kat and Jacob to the new water slide. We all were going to the water slide, but then we saw that everything was recked and knocked down. Katrina found a clue-it was a soggy note. It said "If you even go in the pool ___" That was it, there was nothing else on the note. It was a mystery. The mystery was who wrote this note and why they would write a stupid note like that.

4 The Big Mystery
Katrina, Kat, Jabob, and I were going to meet at the water slide, but then we saw that everything was still recked. Katrina found another clue-it was a glass of warm water. Jacob and I then saw the person who was doing this. After we talked to him we sent him home.

5 TIME OUT!!
When everyone went home we were all put in time outs. Even though we were all locked in our houses we could still call each other. I had a plan though anyways because I had my own secret door.

6 The Door
I was sneaking to my secret door when I saw a scary ghost! It was getting closer and closer as I was walking towards the light switch. I turned quickly to hit the lights, but when I turned back around he was gone. When I opened the door, however, he was still there. I then got my brother's baseball bat and I hit him with it. Poof! He was gone.
The End

See you next time! A sneak peek at the next book: The Scary Ghost!
I was still standing there and when I turned around I saw that there were more ghosts!



I'll post the other books later!!!! :D

~Ja, ne!! 

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